Today we have options that didn’t exist for our parents. But is it right to use them in intimate relationships? Asking for a friend. — Not every relationship has a fairy-tale ending. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, the person occupying the pillow next to yours begins to look like your worst nightmare. …

I didn’t appreciate it at the time, but meeting the great civil rights icon would eventually help me through a crisis of faith. — It is impossible to talk about meeting Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., without mentioning that my father died of a heart attack two months into my freshman year in college. I received word on a wall-mounted telephone in my dorm. At the end of the call, I crossed the quadrangle…

She played a key role in the political emasculation of Kevin McCarthy. But what happens if allegations that she had abortions are true? — Colorado’s gun-toting Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a political dominatrix who only wants what’s best for America. Who says you need a whip and thigh-high boots to make men drop down on all fours and beg? Who says you need a college degree and a mile-high resume to throw your weight…

Right-wing radio made me feel like a tiny-dong character in the ‘Glass Onion.’ Then the Universe showed me a better way. — After watching Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery for the second time, I was reminded that Sigmund Freud never said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” But he did say the compulsion to own guns stems from an unconscious desire to compensate for a small penis. …

His affair with ‘Good Morning America’ co-host Amy Robach may be true love, but ABC News doesn’t care about that. Here’s why we should. — Let’s cut to the chase. Something happened in London while the two GMA co-hosts were covering Queen Elizabeth’s 70th anniversary. I don’t know what they did or who they pissed off. …

He lost a lot more than the election. — Soon Herschel Walker’s name will not be on the lips of Republicans who pimped him out during Georgia’s 2022 Senate campaign. Lindsay Graham and Ted Cruz will stop taking his phone calls. …

A short story about Love, featuring ‘Good Morning America’s Amy Robach & T. J. Holmes set during the Georgia Senate runoff election. — Loretta was waiting with her iPad when I reached the front door. She knew it was me because she’s got one of those video doorbell ringers. “I told you they were doing it,” she said before I could step across the threshold. “Who? Doing what?” “These two. Just look at…

What both athletes could have learned from a 13th-century secret that keeps the skies friendly whenever I fly. — When Wide Receiver Odell Beckham, Jr., boarded a 9:30 AM flight on the morning of November 27, he was in the catbird seat. The popular free agent had been trending during the holiday weekend because fans were laying odds as to whether he’d soon sign with the Dallas Cowboys or…

After Colorado’s Club Q shooting and hateful LGBTQ rhetoric during the midterms, not everyone turned to the dark side. — You probably know that Georgia’s US Senate race has gone into overtime. But did you know transgender swimmer Lia Thomas is also on the ballot? Two days after a hater opened fire at an LGBTQ+ club in Colorado Springs, Herschel Walker released a TV commercial damning his opponent Rev. …