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Andrew Jazprose Hill
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6 days ago

The Last Sunset: Was Tyre Nichols Killed by Cops on Steroids?

Everyone is speculating about possible reasons for the barbaric murder, but no one is looking at the elephant in the room. — If you can stand it, take a look at the five Black police officers who beat Tyre Nichols to death on January 7th of this year. Look at their thick necks in the mugshots. And remember how much bigger they are compared to the 145 lb. Nichols. If you can…

Drugs

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The Last Sunset: Was Tyre Nichols Killed by Cops on Steroids?
The Last Sunset: Was Tyre Nichols Killed by Cops on Steroids?
Drugs

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Jan 27

Should I Ghost My Girlfriend or Break Up via Text?

Today we have options that didn’t exist for our parents. But is it right to use them in intimate relationships? Asking for a friend. — Not every relationship has a fairy-tale ending. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, the person occupying the pillow next to yours begins to look like your worst nightmare. …

Relationships

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Should I Ghost My Girlfriend or Break Up via Text?
Should I Ghost My Girlfriend or Break Up via Text?
Relationships

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Jan 15

Losing My Religion: How I Met Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I didn’t appreciate it at the time, but meeting the great civil rights icon would eventually help me through a crisis of faith. — It is impossible to talk about meeting Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., without mentioning that my father died of a heart attack two months into my freshman year in college. I received word on a wall-mounted telephone in my dorm. At the end of the call, I crossed the quadrangle…

History

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Losing My Religion: How I Met Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Losing My Religion: How I Met Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
History

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Jan 7

Lauren Boebert Is Hot

She played a key role in the political emasculation of Kevin McCarthy. But what happens if allegations that she had abortions are true? — Colorado’s gun-toting Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a political dominatrix who only wants what’s best for America. Who says you need a whip and thigh-high boots to make men drop down on all fours and beg? Who says you need a college degree and a mile-high resume to throw your weight…

Politics

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Lauren Boebert Is Hot
Lauren Boebert Is Hot
Politics

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Published in ILLUMINATION-Curated

·Dec 30, 2022

How I Found Peace without a Glock

Right-wing radio made me feel like a tiny-dong character in the ‘Glass Onion.’ Then the Universe showed me a better way. — After watching Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery for the second time, I was reminded that Sigmund Freud never said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” But he did say the compulsion to own guns stems from an unconscious desire to compensate for a small penis. …

Movie Review

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How I Found Peace without a Glock
How I Found Peace without a Glock
Movie Review

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Published in ILLUMINATION-Curated

·Dec 11, 2022

The High-Tech Lynching of T. J. Holmes

His affair with ‘Good Morning America’ co-host Amy Robach may be true love, but ABC News doesn’t care about that. Here’s why we should. — Let’s cut to the chase. Something happened in London while the two GMA co-hosts were covering Queen Elizabeth’s 70th anniversary. I don’t know what they did or who they pissed off. …

Race

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The High-Tech Lynching of T. J. Holmes
The High-Tech Lynching of T. J. Holmes
Race

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Published in ILLUMINATION-Curated

·Dec 9, 2022

How Herschel Walker Became White

He lost a lot more than the election. — Soon Herschel Walker’s name will not be on the lips of Republicans who pimped him out during Georgia’s 2022 Senate campaign. Lindsay Graham and Ted Cruz will stop taking his phone calls. …

Race

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How Herschel Walker Became White
How Herschel Walker Became White
Race

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Published in Hello, Love

·Dec 2, 2022

I Told You They Were Doing It

A short story about Love, featuring ‘Good Morning America’s Amy Robach & T. J. Holmes set during the Georgia Senate runoff election. — Loretta was waiting with her iPad when I reached the front door. She knew it was me because she’s got one of those video doorbell ringers. “I told you they were doing it,” she said before I could step across the threshold. “Who? Doing what?” “These two. Just look at…

Love

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I Told You They Were Doing It
I Told You They Were Doing It
Love

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Published in ILLUMINATION-Curated

·Nov 28, 2022

Why Odell Beckham, Jr., Was Kicked Off a Plane and Muhammad Ali Was Not

What both athletes could have learned from a 13th-century secret that keeps the skies friendly whenever I fly. — When Wide Receiver Odell Beckham, Jr., boarded a 9:30 AM flight on the morning of November 27, he was in the catbird seat. The popular free agent had been trending during the holiday weekend because fans were laying odds as to whether he’d soon sign with the Dallas Cowboys or…

Culture

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Why Odell Beckham, Jr., Was Kicked Off a Plane and Muhammad Ali Was Not
Why Odell Beckham, Jr., Was Kicked Off a Plane and Muhammad Ali Was Not
Culture

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Published in ILLUMINATION

·Nov 24, 2022

The High Art of Sexual Identity: Winning Big Is the Best Revenge

After Colorado’s Club Q shooting and hateful LGBTQ rhetoric during the midterms, not everyone turned to the dark side. — You probably know that Georgia’s US Senate race has gone into overtime. But did you know transgender swimmer Lia Thomas is also on the ballot? Two days after a hater opened fire at an LGBTQ+ club in Colorado Springs, Herschel Walker released a TV commercial damning his opponent Rev. …

Culture

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The High Art of Sexual Identity: Winning Big Is the Best Revenge
The High Art of Sexual Identity: Winning Big Is the Best Revenge
Culture

5 min read

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