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Lauren Boebert Is Hot
She played a key role in the political emasculation of Kevin McCarthy. But what happens if allegations that she had abortions are true?
Colorado’s gun-toting Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is a political dominatrix who only wants what’s best for America.
Who says you need a whip and thigh-high boots to make men drop down on all fours and beg? Who says you need a college degree and a mile-high resume to throw your weight around with the big boys? That stuff is old cheese.
Times have changed. Lauren Boebert, the 36-year-old high-school dropout who helped stymy Kevin McCarthy’s path to House Speaker for five days and 15 ballots is proof.
You don’t need a whip or a black latex body suit. All you need is a bargaining lever, an eye for opportunity, and an understanding that the hand you’ve been dealt by Mother Nature will not last forever.
Let’s face it: Lauren Boebert is hot. And like it or not, you’ve got to admit she’s got moxie.
Not only did she and a coterie of Freedom Caucus holdouts manage to hold up the mostly pro forma business of selecting a Speaker of the House for the first time in 100 years — she refused…
