Nice double alliteration! And in a single sentence too. Well done, Miss Catherine!

… the church. Mom will make bam-bam in the baptistery. She’ll get her butter churned in the chancel. She’ll schtup behind the stoup and play pelvic pinochle in the pulpit. She’ll even let a guy nail her in the narthex. But Mom draws the line at taking it in the apse.
My Mom Is A Floozy
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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Andrew Jazprose Hill
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Oct 15, 2024
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Nice double alliteration! And in a single sentence too. Well done, Miss Catherine!
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I write about Art, Culture, and Race in The Jazprose Diaries on Substack. My short stories are there too in The Fiction Fix. Read me, Seymour, read me.
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