Poor little pronoun games.

Mastriano promises to improve K-12 education. Specifically, he’ll stop the teaching of critical race theory (it never started). End LGBTQ “grooming” (it never began). Remove pornographic books from libraries (there aren’t any). Prohibit “pronoun games” (they’ve never been played). Forbid children from pole dancing (they’ve never asked to do that).⁸ And he’ll ban “sanctuary cities,” outlaw abortions, and charge women who have them with murder.
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Andrew Jazprose Hill
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Dec 10, 2022
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Poor little pronoun games. Here in Georgia, Senate candidate Herschel Walker said he didn't even know what a pronoun was. Take that, Arizona! Game. Set. Match!
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Written by Andrew Jazprose Hill4.7K Followers
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I write about Art, Culture, and Race in The Jazprose Diaries on Substack. My short stories are there too in The Fiction Fix. Read me, Seymour, read me.
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