This puts a new spin on the old paper-bag test in New Orleans social clubs back in the day.

…ls him he needs to drop some weight, dress better, lose the bald spot, and somehow get interesting. He can still get lucky tonight, she says, but only if he wears a paper bag over his head during sex. Oh, and if she wears one too, in case his falls off. This assumes that, if it’s a first date, she doesn’t ditch him before it starts. Leelanau women use …
“Hey Babe, Ya Wanna Boogie?”
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Andrew Jazprose Hill
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Jun 27, 2023
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This puts a new spin on the old paper-bag test in New Orleans social clubs back in the day. In order to be admitted, your skin could not be darker than a paper bag. But what if everyone wore one? Wouldn’t that be fun!?
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Written by Andrew Jazprose Hill4.7K Followers
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I write about Art, Culture, and Race in The Jazprose Diaries on Substack. My short stories are there too in The Fiction Fix. Read me, Seymour, read me.
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