POLITICS | SATIRE

Is Lauren Boebert Still Hot?

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Andrew Jazprose Hill
4 min readSep 19, 2023

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Hot enough for ya? Photo of Lauren Boebert by Gage Skidmore Wikimedia Commons

In January, I wrote a piece called “Lauren Boebert Is Hot,” which referred to her as a political dominatrix in light of her role as a power player in the GOP’s protracted struggle to pick a Speaker of the House.

Some readers missed the tag labeling the piece as satire and weighed in on whether or not she was hot in a physical sense.

While her libidinal appeal may be a subject of debate, there was no question (in my mind) that the term hot certainly applied to the Colorado congresswoman if only for the national attention she received.

Now that she has once again earned the limelight at home and abroad, it seems fitting to raise this followup question: Is Lauren Boebert still hot?

The sorrow and the pity

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Andrew Jazprose Hill
Andrew Jazprose Hill

Written by Andrew Jazprose Hill

I write about Art, Culture, and Race in The Jazprose Diaries on Substack. My short stories are there too in The Fiction Fix. Read me, Seymour, read me.

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