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Well, your highness, at least you’re making sure the pecking order doesn’t get out of hand. Surely a mark of greatness.

Andrew Jazprose Hill

Written by Andrew Jazprose Hill

"Read me, Seymour!" I write two newsletters on Substack: The Jazprose Diaries & The Fiction Fix. Short Stories & Serial Fiction. Plus Memoir, Essays & Satire

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